What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
What's a forklift?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Can February March?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?