Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Where are average things manufactured?
Which farm animals are famous painters?