What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Blue cheese.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What animal floats best?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?