What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why do mice need oiling?