Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call an old snowman?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?