How do scientists freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How does a taco bless the table?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What birds make average students?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?