What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?