What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?