Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What name sounds like the past tense?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the sickly elevator say?