What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do you get straight A's?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What fish only swims at night?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?