My Valentine this year is a goalie.
He's a real keeper!
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?