How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?