What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?