When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Can February March?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is the smallest lion?
Which animal is the most religious?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What sport is full of interior designers?