Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call octopus twins?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
