Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
They love to dance the night away!
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?