What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
How do you get straight A's?
Why are cars magic?
What game do bats excel at?