What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do cats love to work?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?