What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
Why was the broom late for school?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do math teachers eat?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's the richest basketball team?