What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?