What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Jaws.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's E.T. short for?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's a tornado's favorite game?