What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
A jack rabbit!
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What is a table you can eat?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?