Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What does the sun drink out of?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?