Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What country has the most fish?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?