Where do stars go to college?
Universe-ity.
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?