How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?