What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How do snowmen get information?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What game do bats excel at?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?