What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?