Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
What sports are both plant-based?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call stolen cheese?