What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Do dads always snore?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why are trees always so positive?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?