What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Zebra® Cakes.
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
I broke my finger!
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?