You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How did the toad die?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?