You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call stolen cheese?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's the richest basketball team?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?