What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?