What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Bears love exotic cars.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?