What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's the friendliest pen?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What time of day was Adam created?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?