What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?