What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?