What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How do you measure a millennial?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?