What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?