What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
A little plaque.
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?