Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?