Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a forklift?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do fish do at parades?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?