What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Little Caesar.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How do frogs get to work?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?