What do you say to a really good barista?
Thanks a latte!
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do rhinos charge?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?