Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
They were egg-cellently hidden!
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?