What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?