What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why was the bee sad?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call two birds in love?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why was the fish so smart?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?