Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How do you get straight A's?