Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
Why do rhinos charge?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why is sand so optimistic?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?