What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?