What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a dog in space?