How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Where was Noah born?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.