What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What game do cows play at parties?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why are goats so funny?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How are teens like cats?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call two birds stuck together?