What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?