What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which family member is always relieved?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
I broke my finger!
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?