What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?