What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What car can't keep a secret?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's the friendliest pen?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What animal always goes to heaven?